Wow, I've been extremely busy and terribly uninspired lately, so I have been unable to keep up with this blog. I realized while I was preparing several future posts that I never posted my favorite games 2000-2010 back in January. So I figured that I would go ahead and present those while I am still gathering information on the next blogs. I'm personally excited to be working on these lists again and intend on writing a few articles dealing with different topics and series as well. But, enough with the excuses and updates, here's my appetizer countdown until I can finish the more important stuff.
Snake's Top 10 Favorite Games 2000-2010
10. Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (Capcom, Fighting, 2000)
To me, this is the most entertaining fighting game of all-time, but it is also taken very seriously in the world of competitive gaming. I remember the build up of this game from its roots in X-Men: Children of the Atom to X-Men vs. Street Fighter to Marvel Superheroes vs. Street Fighter and then finally the original Marvel vs. Capcom. The cast by now was so massive and the strategy of picking a team was very in-depth and personalized to the player's style. This game in paticular blew up so fast and it seemed like everyone I knew was amazing at it. I finally caved in and put in the man-hours to train just to keep up with people at the arcade. Since I've put it down, I've seriously lost a step. That, along with the release of Marvel vs. Capcom 3 makes it doubtful that I will ever pick it up again. That's a shame, but I've got the memories and time marches on.
9. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (Naughty Dog, Action/Adventure, 2007)
There was a lot of hype (and rightly so) around Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, and I felt rather strange because nobody ever really talked about the first game, which I enjoyed more. Sure, the second game's presentation is amazing, but I really think the story of the first game flowed better and was more interesting. I was honestly gripped for the entirety of Drake's Fortune. I think that it is largely forgotten because of the incredible look and promotion of the second Uncharted along with the unfortunate circumstances around the release of the first. You see, "Drake's" was a brand new title being released on a brand new system (exclusively), at a time when the Playstation 3 was untested and very expensive. It was a gamble, but it obviously paid off, as a third game in the series is set to release in the near future.
8. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (Bioware, RPG, 2003)
This game was like a dream for me. Two of my favorite things in the world were being merged together: RPG's and Star Wars. This game absolutely didn't disappoint fans. The story is amazing, the gameplay is fun and in-depth, and you actually get to determine how the story will unfold based on your dialogue and decisions. Plus the twist in the story was so good that a new term was entered into gamer lexicon in honor of this game: The KOTOR Swerve. Used to define any mind-blowing, out-loud WTF moment in a game. There's nothing really else to say other than this was one of the most creative games I had ever played up to the time.
7. Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly (Tecmo, Survival Horror, 2003)
I'm obsessed with ghost stories and urban legends, so when I saw the first Fatal Frame game at a local rental store, I had to take it home that weekend. The whole game is centered around running around a haunted house and the only way to fight back is to be FORCED to take pictures of them from a first person perspective. "This is the coolest thing ever! Why has no one thought of this earlier?" Well, unfortunately the first Fatal Frame ran out of steam and became a little tedious. I still enjoyed the concept so much that I had to try out the second game in the series, Crimson Butterfly. WOW! This game was not only infinitely better, but actually connected to the original game. Only this time we got to explore the entire haunted village! This is the perfect game to sit around in the dark with friends and play. It is equally fun to watch as it is to play, only the one with the controller obviously will be the most stressed out. This game is arguably THE scariest game of ever and one of my favorite games I've ever played.
6. Guitar Hero 2 (Harmonix, Music, 2006)
I thought I would hate guitar hero because it detracted people from learning to play actual guitar, but I was pleasantly surprised at how entertaining this party game could be. When the second installment was released in 2006, things really began heating up. Every party night had to have time split between guitar hero 2 and then halo 2. Those were some fun times.
5. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Bethesda, Action RPG, 2006)
This was one of those games that blew my mind when I first saw it. It looks amazing and is addictingly fun to play. As much as I loved Morrowind, this game is just superior. It is so much fun and I can't wait for Skyrim.
4. Final Fantasy 12 (SqaureEnix, RPG, 2006)
As with most Final Fantasy games, this is a "love it or hate it" title. I love it personally because it really opened the door for me to go back and play the Final Fantasy games that I never beat. So, in a way, I owe this game for making me a Final Fantasy nerd. I could have put Final Fantasy 10 in this spot as I really enjoyed that game and to a degree I think it is superior to 12, but I was really connected with the characters and story in this paticular FF game. Not to mention, the graphics are extremely sharp thoughout the entire game, not just cutscenes. It really was a great experience all-around.
3. Halo 2 (Bungie, FPS, 2004)
This list just wouldn't be right without a Halo game on it. Even though I like the campaign in the others better than 2, this was the game that made me buy an X-Box and an online membership. Many hours of precious sleep were lost to this game. It was not only a party game, but an online obsession. It is impossible to deny the impact this game made on the FPS genre and online gaming.
2. Mass Effect 2 (Bioware, action shooter/RPG, 2010)
The Mass Effect games are pretty much the polished up precedents set down in the KOTOR games with a kick-ass original story. When I sampled the first Mass Effect game I wasn't sure if I really cared for it or not. But, by the time Mass Effect 2 was released I was hooked. I loved the degree of variety and freedom that this game presents to the player. You can pretty much take the story where you want. I have beaten this game several times just to make sure I was completely prepared for Mass Effect 3. Oh yea, for those who don't know, your choices you make in Mass Effect 1 have an impact on events in Mass Effect 2, and then those choices will compile and will have impact on the story in Mass Effect 3. That's pretty sweet.
1. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater(Konami/Kojima Productions,Stealth Action,2004)
Probably my favorite game of my favorite series(as evident by my moniker), Snake Eater is chronologically the first in the series. It also added many elements to add realism such as needing to hunt and eat to maintain stamina, heal wounds to optimize performance, and customize camoflage to maximize stealth. This is probably the most entertaining of the series to play, and the story is second to none. It is so good in fact that it not only tops a list of best Metal Gear games, but has been touted as one of the top 10 video games EVER. That says alot from the gaming community (not just me being a fanboy). I remember picking this game up and immediately popping it in the PS2. It was evening when I began, and 13 hours later the sun was rising and I was victorious. One of the greatest nerd moments in my life. This absolutely has to be my favorite game 2000-2010.
Well that's it. I hope you enjoyed and I will be back soon with all new and controversial lists and articles.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Snake's Top 10 Games of the 90's
This is part 2 of my three decade tribute to my favorite games. The 90's were awesome for gamers. We saw the rise and fall of the 16-bit era, which gave us some of the best games ever, and the rise of disc based and online games. This was the hardest of the three lists to narrow down. There are just WAY too many awesome games that came out in the 90's. Well, I did my best, and I think these are my favorite 10 games from 1990-1999.
10) Gran Turismo 2 (Sony, Playstation, 1999)
GT 2 is the only racing game to make my lists, but it is very deserving of the honor. This game was the most in-depth racing game at the time and was genuinely realistic. The liscenses were pain to acquire, but the challenge was truly entertaining. The vehicle modifications were not only educational, but left plenty of room for creativity. All ranting aside, the series has grown far beyond its roots, but GT2 was THE racing game of the 90's, and I spent many a pre-college nights challenging friends with my ridiculous '69 Z/28 and my absolutely unholy Skyline GTR.
9) Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Konami, Playstation, 1997)
This game is often mentioned in "best of" lists and nerd/gamer conversations, but I have realized that many people have not actually played it. That is truly a shame because it comes from one of the best video game franchises ever, and is routinely cited as the best of the series. I can't really argue with that statement as it is my personal favorite, but several Castlevania games give it a good run for the money. Either way, this is one of the best side-scrolling games of all-time, and if it weren't for the Megaman series, it would be my favorite side-scroller PERIOD.
8) Super Metroid (Nintendo, SNES, 1994)
This game made my list of "most influential games on me", so there's not much else I can say about it. Everyone knows this is one of the best games ever made. The atmosphere and gameplay just captivate the player, and make this a game that no player will ever forget.
7) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time (Konami, SNES, 1992)
The best beat 'em up ever made, hands down. I got so good at this game, I'm kind-of ashamed....just "kind-of"
6) Street Fighter 2 Turbo (Capcom, SNES, 1992)
I almost used "Street Fighter 2: Champion Edition" for the Sega Genesis instead, however, I chose this one because I owned it from the day it was released. You finally had the opportunity to play as all of the original characters (including the bosses) that made the series popular. It still remains such a popular game that they still have tournaments dedicated to it.
5) Parasite Eve (Squaresoft, Playstation, 1998)
Yea, I know, I can't talk anymore about this game. It is just soooooo awesome and meant more to my future as a gamer than I can really describe in words. I literally hit puberty with this game. A gritty cop-drama mixed with supernatural horror. Nothing says "taboo" like sex and death, and that's what this game presents. It is unexplainably creepy...kinda like me. So, that's why I am attached to it.
4) Final Fantasy 7 (Squaresoft, Playstation, 1997)
90% of gamers are going to have this game on their favorite games from the 90's. It just HAS to happen. It is a legend in the industry and is really only overshadowed by an elite, few games. It endures as THAT game that every gamer knows to respect.
3) Megaman X (Capcom, SNES, 1993)
I love the Megaman series, and most people know that Megaman 3 holds the dearest place in my heart as far as nostalgia. Well, Megaman 3 DID come out in 1990 in the U.S. and technically qualifies for this list, but how can I deny Megaman X? This is the game that had way more to offer as far as secrets, challenge, and introduced Megaman to the 16-bit era with EVERYTHING we wanted. The music is amazing, the characters are well designed, the story is fun, and Megaman grew up with us, the player. Megaman 3 will always be MY game, but Megaman X defines the 90's era Megaman.
2) Super Mario World (Nintendo, SNES, 1990)
I remember opening up my Super Nintendo Entertainment System on Christmas when I was 10 years old and popping in this cartridge. It took alot of dedication, but eventually I finished this game 100%. One of my proudest moments as a gamer. The secrets were so mind-boggling for the time, I couldn't believe that there was so much to do in this game. It still rocks, even today.
1) Metal Gear Solid (Konami/Kojima Productions, Playstation, 1998)
This should come as no shock. Metal Gear is my favorite series ever, and this is the game that really sealed its future legacy in the industry. No game had been done like this before. It invented the Stealth-Action genre and made Hideo Kojima an instant rockstar in the video game world. This is the game that REALLY made me take gaming seriously. I learned what it meant to immerse yourself in the mission and see the game through to the end with this title.
Well, that's it for the 80's and 90's, I will get to 2000-2010 as soon as I get another free moment. I encourage you to check out some of the earlier posts if you haven't already!
10) Gran Turismo 2 (Sony, Playstation, 1999)
GT 2 is the only racing game to make my lists, but it is very deserving of the honor. This game was the most in-depth racing game at the time and was genuinely realistic. The liscenses were pain to acquire, but the challenge was truly entertaining. The vehicle modifications were not only educational, but left plenty of room for creativity. All ranting aside, the series has grown far beyond its roots, but GT2 was THE racing game of the 90's, and I spent many a pre-college nights challenging friends with my ridiculous '69 Z/28 and my absolutely unholy Skyline GTR.
9) Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Konami, Playstation, 1997)
This game is often mentioned in "best of" lists and nerd/gamer conversations, but I have realized that many people have not actually played it. That is truly a shame because it comes from one of the best video game franchises ever, and is routinely cited as the best of the series. I can't really argue with that statement as it is my personal favorite, but several Castlevania games give it a good run for the money. Either way, this is one of the best side-scrolling games of all-time, and if it weren't for the Megaman series, it would be my favorite side-scroller PERIOD.
8) Super Metroid (Nintendo, SNES, 1994)
This game made my list of "most influential games on me", so there's not much else I can say about it. Everyone knows this is one of the best games ever made. The atmosphere and gameplay just captivate the player, and make this a game that no player will ever forget.
7) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time (Konami, SNES, 1992)
The best beat 'em up ever made, hands down. I got so good at this game, I'm kind-of ashamed....just "kind-of"
6) Street Fighter 2 Turbo (Capcom, SNES, 1992)
I almost used "Street Fighter 2: Champion Edition" for the Sega Genesis instead, however, I chose this one because I owned it from the day it was released. You finally had the opportunity to play as all of the original characters (including the bosses) that made the series popular. It still remains such a popular game that they still have tournaments dedicated to it.
5) Parasite Eve (Squaresoft, Playstation, 1998)
Yea, I know, I can't talk anymore about this game. It is just soooooo awesome and meant more to my future as a gamer than I can really describe in words. I literally hit puberty with this game. A gritty cop-drama mixed with supernatural horror. Nothing says "taboo" like sex and death, and that's what this game presents. It is unexplainably creepy...kinda like me. So, that's why I am attached to it.
4) Final Fantasy 7 (Squaresoft, Playstation, 1997)
90% of gamers are going to have this game on their favorite games from the 90's. It just HAS to happen. It is a legend in the industry and is really only overshadowed by an elite, few games. It endures as THAT game that every gamer knows to respect.
3) Megaman X (Capcom, SNES, 1993)
I love the Megaman series, and most people know that Megaman 3 holds the dearest place in my heart as far as nostalgia. Well, Megaman 3 DID come out in 1990 in the U.S. and technically qualifies for this list, but how can I deny Megaman X? This is the game that had way more to offer as far as secrets, challenge, and introduced Megaman to the 16-bit era with EVERYTHING we wanted. The music is amazing, the characters are well designed, the story is fun, and Megaman grew up with us, the player. Megaman 3 will always be MY game, but Megaman X defines the 90's era Megaman.
2) Super Mario World (Nintendo, SNES, 1990)
I remember opening up my Super Nintendo Entertainment System on Christmas when I was 10 years old and popping in this cartridge. It took alot of dedication, but eventually I finished this game 100%. One of my proudest moments as a gamer. The secrets were so mind-boggling for the time, I couldn't believe that there was so much to do in this game. It still rocks, even today.
1) Metal Gear Solid (Konami/Kojima Productions, Playstation, 1998)
This should come as no shock. Metal Gear is my favorite series ever, and this is the game that really sealed its future legacy in the industry. No game had been done like this before. It invented the Stealth-Action genre and made Hideo Kojima an instant rockstar in the video game world. This is the game that REALLY made me take gaming seriously. I learned what it meant to immerse yourself in the mission and see the game through to the end with this title.
Well, that's it for the 80's and 90's, I will get to 2000-2010 as soon as I get another free moment. I encourage you to check out some of the earlier posts if you haven't already!
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Snake's Top 10 games of the Last Three Decades!
I have been meaning to return to this blog for quite sometime. Unfortunately I have been very busy moving and dealing with the holidays. But, I have had plenty of time to think of what I would like to post. I came to the conclusion that, while I shared the games that were most influential on me, I haven't really mentioned my favorite games of all-time. Since there are so many games that I have enjoyed over almost thirty years, I decided I would list my ten favorite games from the 80's, 90's, and 2000-2010. I felt it was only fair to include 2010 because 1)there were so many good games that came out that year, and 2) I started this blog in 2010 and we just entered 2011, so what's the harm in just saying "favorite games up to the present"?
Now these were very hard lists to organize. There are so many games pumped out every year that we don't even hear about. Some of them are really, really good, and others are downright terrible. We can't deny, though, how much money is pumped into this huge industry every year. Hell, Nintendo alone spends more money on research per year than the U.S. Government spends on EDUCATION! Yea, let that sink in and then try to say that the video game industry isn't a big deal. Anyway, no more ranting and let's get to the countdown. This is my top 10 favorite games of the last three decades, starting with 1980-1989.
Snake's Favorite Games: 1980-1989
I had the hardest time narrowing down my favorite games from this decade. There were plenty of options, but due to my youth and inability to purchase my own cartridges, I realized that I didn't play some of the all-time greats, and instead found myself latched onto games that I just thought were entertaining. But, that's what gaming should be about in the first place, sooooo......
10) Super Mario Bros. (1985)
I know it may be shocking that Mario is so far down on the list, but I really didn't care for this game all that much. Actually, I don't really care for that manyl Mario games in general. I REALLY only like 4 Mario games. I can't deny, however, that I played this game a helluva lot. What old-school gamer didn't? It is the fucking original; the game that saved the industry. So here's the red plumber settling in at the number 10 spot.
9) Bases Loaded (1988)
Unless I make some last minute changes to my 90's and 2000's lists, this will be the only sports game that will make the cut. I loved this game so much, I would play it every night, whether or not I had someone to play against. This game was so influential on me, I actually modeled my real-life pitching wind-up after my favorite character in the game. I continued to use that wind-up through college. That would be incredibly nerdy if it hadn't actually been effective, or I had been a shitty athlete. I actually still have videos of me at age 6 trying to mimic the players from this game. So, this game has to make the list.
8) Silent Service (1985)
The Submarine Simulator...hell yes. This game was really fun and very challenging. You couldn't just run and gun in this game. You were a stealth weapon and had to treat every decision with logic and respect. That's too much for most kids to handle, but I loved it. If you have never heard of this game, look it up. Sure, there are more realistic war simulators now, but this one was way ahead of its time and still alot of fun to play, even today.
7) Mike Tyson's Punch-out! (1987)
There are several incarnations of this game, but this is the most well-known and popular, and it is the one that I owned so its on the list. This game is so much fun and presents the gradual challenge formula to perfection. Now, I didn't actually complete this game until I was 16 (beating Mike Tyson, that is), I have to admit that I spent so many hours digging away and challenging myself to be faster and smarter until I finally reached the final goal. There is no way I could have a countdown about 80's games without this title making an appearance.
6) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989)
This game gets alot of hell for being too difficult and bastardizing Ninja Turtles canon, but it really is just too much fun. This game is so frustrating, I just couldn't stop myself from trying over and over again. Plus, its the Turtles...are you really gonna hate on the Turtles?
5) The Legend of Zelda (1987)
Not much to say about this one. I still pop it in and play every now and then. Its just way too awesome.
4) Castlevania (1987)
I won't talk a lot about this one either. I have already said enough about it on my "Top 10 Most Influential Games on Me" countdown. This game is based on everything I still find intriguing at 27, that I loved when I was 5.
3) Pitfall! (1982)
The oldest entry on this list is, what I believe, the one that needs no explanation. This game is so much fun, even if it is simplistic and outdated. Its just Pitfall people...and its awesome.
2) Megaman 2 (1988)
Once again, I really don't need to explain alot here. Megaman 2 is the game that really sealed the franchise's place in history. We knew we were going to see WAY more of the blue bomber after this side-scroller came out. The music was arguably the best on the NES, the gameplay was tight, and the overall layout was amazing. This game just rocks.
1) Metroid (1986)
This game needs no history lesson. If you are a gamer and you are reading this, it shouldn't be a shock that this game appears on my list. But, it has to be number one because of the amount of challenge it presented and the time I invested to overcome that challenge.
So there's the first part of my three decade tribute to my favorite games. I will get started immediately on the next two parts. I have nothing better to do in this winter storm anyway!
Now these were very hard lists to organize. There are so many games pumped out every year that we don't even hear about. Some of them are really, really good, and others are downright terrible. We can't deny, though, how much money is pumped into this huge industry every year. Hell, Nintendo alone spends more money on research per year than the U.S. Government spends on EDUCATION! Yea, let that sink in and then try to say that the video game industry isn't a big deal. Anyway, no more ranting and let's get to the countdown. This is my top 10 favorite games of the last three decades, starting with 1980-1989.
Snake's Favorite Games: 1980-1989
I had the hardest time narrowing down my favorite games from this decade. There were plenty of options, but due to my youth and inability to purchase my own cartridges, I realized that I didn't play some of the all-time greats, and instead found myself latched onto games that I just thought were entertaining. But, that's what gaming should be about in the first place, sooooo......
10) Super Mario Bros. (1985)
I know it may be shocking that Mario is so far down on the list, but I really didn't care for this game all that much. Actually, I don't really care for that manyl Mario games in general. I REALLY only like 4 Mario games. I can't deny, however, that I played this game a helluva lot. What old-school gamer didn't? It is the fucking original; the game that saved the industry. So here's the red plumber settling in at the number 10 spot.
9) Bases Loaded (1988)
Unless I make some last minute changes to my 90's and 2000's lists, this will be the only sports game that will make the cut. I loved this game so much, I would play it every night, whether or not I had someone to play against. This game was so influential on me, I actually modeled my real-life pitching wind-up after my favorite character in the game. I continued to use that wind-up through college. That would be incredibly nerdy if it hadn't actually been effective, or I had been a shitty athlete. I actually still have videos of me at age 6 trying to mimic the players from this game. So, this game has to make the list.
8) Silent Service (1985)
The Submarine Simulator...hell yes. This game was really fun and very challenging. You couldn't just run and gun in this game. You were a stealth weapon and had to treat every decision with logic and respect. That's too much for most kids to handle, but I loved it. If you have never heard of this game, look it up. Sure, there are more realistic war simulators now, but this one was way ahead of its time and still alot of fun to play, even today.
7) Mike Tyson's Punch-out! (1987)
There are several incarnations of this game, but this is the most well-known and popular, and it is the one that I owned so its on the list. This game is so much fun and presents the gradual challenge formula to perfection. Now, I didn't actually complete this game until I was 16 (beating Mike Tyson, that is), I have to admit that I spent so many hours digging away and challenging myself to be faster and smarter until I finally reached the final goal. There is no way I could have a countdown about 80's games without this title making an appearance.
6) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989)
This game gets alot of hell for being too difficult and bastardizing Ninja Turtles canon, but it really is just too much fun. This game is so frustrating, I just couldn't stop myself from trying over and over again. Plus, its the Turtles...are you really gonna hate on the Turtles?
5) The Legend of Zelda (1987)
Not much to say about this one. I still pop it in and play every now and then. Its just way too awesome.
4) Castlevania (1987)
I won't talk a lot about this one either. I have already said enough about it on my "Top 10 Most Influential Games on Me" countdown. This game is based on everything I still find intriguing at 27, that I loved when I was 5.
3) Pitfall! (1982)
The oldest entry on this list is, what I believe, the one that needs no explanation. This game is so much fun, even if it is simplistic and outdated. Its just Pitfall people...and its awesome.
2) Megaman 2 (1988)
Once again, I really don't need to explain alot here. Megaman 2 is the game that really sealed the franchise's place in history. We knew we were going to see WAY more of the blue bomber after this side-scroller came out. The music was arguably the best on the NES, the gameplay was tight, and the overall layout was amazing. This game just rocks.
1) Metroid (1986)
This game needs no history lesson. If you are a gamer and you are reading this, it shouldn't be a shock that this game appears on my list. But, it has to be number one because of the amount of challenge it presented and the time I invested to overcome that challenge.
So there's the first part of my three decade tribute to my favorite games. I will get started immediately on the next two parts. I have nothing better to do in this winter storm anyway!
Thursday, November 11, 2010
The Top 10 Video Game Heroes
What are video games without heroes? Its the essence of why we play in the first place. We WANT to be someone great, and what better way to satisfy that need than by taking control of a vengeant killing machine, a one man army, a broken or tortured anti-hero seeking redemption, or any other imaginable storyline. These are the characters that make video games epic. These are the Top 10 Video Game Heroes.
10. Kratos (God of War series)
Kratos is one of the best anti-heroes of the last decade and the character Sony once called "the face of the PS2". That is a bold statement seeing as Nintendo and Microsoft have their own heroes that they identify their product with. Since the inglorious demise of Crash Bandicoot, Sony hasn't really had a character with which to present their face to the market. Kratos is definitely a decent candidate. He is a ruthless war-machine covered in the ashes of his dead family for whom he seeks vengeance. His signature weapon, The Blades of Chaos, are permanently attached to his arms, making him all the more lethal. The best part about Kratos is how far he is willing to go to achieve his goal: He has to kill a GOD! Yea, that takes some serious brass ones downstairs, ladies and gentlemen.
9. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic series)
The console war between Sega and Nintendo was getting tense with the release of the Sega Genesis. The early 90's was an exciting time to be a young gamer and Sega's mascot, that was to rival Mario for VG supremecy, was Sonic the Hedgehog. Largely forgotten by today's young gamers, Sonic was hot shit back in the day. He was every bit as popular as Megaman or Mario, and even Link, who had a poor showing in his sequel. It seemed for a while that Sonic might actually dethrone the red plumber and become the new face of gaming in the nineties. This just wasn't to be, however, as Mario exploded in one of the best titles of all-time with Super Mario Bros. 3. Sonic's popularity began to wane follwing Sonic 3, and although he had a popular run in the comics and went 1 for 2 on television (one show was really great, the other was a puke-covered dog turd with chili dogs, an overly effeminent Tails, and bad guys that made The Three Stooges look like Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, and Wernher von Braun), Sonic never appeared in another really great game that held the produced the same excitement and gameplay experience as Sonic 1 and 2. Oh well, he's still our favorite blue hedgehog that saves nature from the ever-increasing threat of expanding industry.
8. Ratchet and Clank (Ratchet and Clank series)
Saving the universe in style, over and over again. Even time travel can't keep these two from forging ahead and cleaning up planet after planet from the scum of the galaxy and dastardly masterminds. They do all this with a genuinely great, albeit innocent, sense of humor. The games are fun and funny, and the heroes banter just never gets old. Sony may want Kratos to be their heroic face, but I think many would conclude that Ratchet and Clank truly hold the distinction as Sony's loveable mascots. They are seven games into the series and we can't wait for the next one.
7. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy series)
Ok, we all know how this works. Cloud is actually not the MOST heroic Final Fantasy hero, but he is the FACE of Final Fantasy. His story is emo and convuluted at times, but he does defeat one of the most badass villains ever conceived on three seperate occasions. Taking down the most notorious blade-wielder in the world THAT many times speaks volumes to his fighting spirit, even if he is a bit confused at times. So what if in retrospective we realize that he was sort of a poon? You know you loved him the first time you played FF7, and his returning in many other games is proof that people have not forgotten that he is an iconic hero.
6. Master Chief (Halo series)
Halo took us all by suprise. What a game! Really, that's all there is to say about it. Playing as the one-man-army that is Master Chief really made us feel like a true hero. We were proficient with weapons, human and alien alike, as well brutally agile and strong. The play control left no faults other than the player's ability, which meant that you could be as badass as you felt like training to become. While Chief has gotten a break in the last two installments, the allure of playing as a genetically enhanced Spartan has us all addicted to the Halo phenomenon. Covenant, Flood, it makes no difference; they all fall before the merciless onslaught that is Master Chief, humanity's last hope.
5. Samus Aran (Metroid series)
Before there was Dead Space, the terrifying menace of outer-space were the dreaded Metroids. Our only hope of survival lay with Samus Aran, the armor-clad hottie with a myriad of weapons at her disposal. Anyone who knows video games should know at this point that no Metroid game has ever recieved less than a 9.5 from any reviewer...ever. Now that's pretty serious business in the gaming industry. Some of the best franchises in history have completely flopped every now and then. But, not Samus. She never lets us down. Great story + great music + great hero= great series. Plus, who knew we were playing as a chic the whole time? Innovative and entertaining...ok I'm gonna shut up now, sorry I have an affinity for Samus. (She's awesome)
4. Big Boss/Solid Snake (Metal Gear series)
Either as Naked(Big Boss) or Solid Snake, no one can deny that he is one of the most badass heroes ever designed. He's the perfect mix of super-agent and soldier.One part James Bond and one part Rambo. He is also the only hero on here that is intended to bring death silently. He gets the job done as efficiently as possible. What's great about Snake is that he is also very human. We see him get injured, get captured, and get used by "friends" and his own government. While we have to admit that the line is blurred between hero and villain at times, as long as we are playing as Snake and really believe that we are the hero, it has to count. Snake, the modern day tragic hero.
3. Megaman/X (Megaman and Megaman X series)
So they are technically two different characters, but spiritually they are the same. We all know Megaman by this point. They are great games with great soundtracks and full of nostalgia. Many people don't realize, however, that while Mario has starred in over 200 games, Megaman is second on the all-time list with 189 appearances. The legendary Blue Bomber slides into the number 3 spot on my list for the many years of entertainment and robot ass-kickery.
2. Mario (like you really don't know? series)
The undisputed face of video gaming, Mario has starred in over 200 titles. One friend put it as, " more people in the world recognize Mario than they do Jesus". I have to agree, the red plumber is everywhere, and although his story is the simple "save the damsel-in-distress from the monster", it just never seems to get old. Endless entertainment from a series that may make no damn sense when we think about it, but if it wasn't around could the industry have survived? For being a hero to the Princess and to the industry, Mario settles in at number 2.
1. Link (The Legend of Zelda series)
The original epic hero. Link, in all his incarnations,has battled the evil Ganon (in all HIS incarnations) throughout the most confusing, but entertaining franchise in gaming history. If you have never played a Zelda game, then why the hell are you reading this list? Epic, Legendary, Mind-blowing, any of the terms will suffice. Aside from the two lousy CD-i games, and the less than flattering depiction in the cartoon, Link will always be number 1 in the hearts of gamers who are in search of a true hero.
10. Kratos (God of War series)
Kratos is one of the best anti-heroes of the last decade and the character Sony once called "the face of the PS2". That is a bold statement seeing as Nintendo and Microsoft have their own heroes that they identify their product with. Since the inglorious demise of Crash Bandicoot, Sony hasn't really had a character with which to present their face to the market. Kratos is definitely a decent candidate. He is a ruthless war-machine covered in the ashes of his dead family for whom he seeks vengeance. His signature weapon, The Blades of Chaos, are permanently attached to his arms, making him all the more lethal. The best part about Kratos is how far he is willing to go to achieve his goal: He has to kill a GOD! Yea, that takes some serious brass ones downstairs, ladies and gentlemen.
9. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic series)
The console war between Sega and Nintendo was getting tense with the release of the Sega Genesis. The early 90's was an exciting time to be a young gamer and Sega's mascot, that was to rival Mario for VG supremecy, was Sonic the Hedgehog. Largely forgotten by today's young gamers, Sonic was hot shit back in the day. He was every bit as popular as Megaman or Mario, and even Link, who had a poor showing in his sequel. It seemed for a while that Sonic might actually dethrone the red plumber and become the new face of gaming in the nineties. This just wasn't to be, however, as Mario exploded in one of the best titles of all-time with Super Mario Bros. 3. Sonic's popularity began to wane follwing Sonic 3, and although he had a popular run in the comics and went 1 for 2 on television (one show was really great, the other was a puke-covered dog turd with chili dogs, an overly effeminent Tails, and bad guys that made The Three Stooges look like Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, and Wernher von Braun), Sonic never appeared in another really great game that held the produced the same excitement and gameplay experience as Sonic 1 and 2. Oh well, he's still our favorite blue hedgehog that saves nature from the ever-increasing threat of expanding industry.
8. Ratchet and Clank (Ratchet and Clank series)
Saving the universe in style, over and over again. Even time travel can't keep these two from forging ahead and cleaning up planet after planet from the scum of the galaxy and dastardly masterminds. They do all this with a genuinely great, albeit innocent, sense of humor. The games are fun and funny, and the heroes banter just never gets old. Sony may want Kratos to be their heroic face, but I think many would conclude that Ratchet and Clank truly hold the distinction as Sony's loveable mascots. They are seven games into the series and we can't wait for the next one.
7. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy series)
Ok, we all know how this works. Cloud is actually not the MOST heroic Final Fantasy hero, but he is the FACE of Final Fantasy. His story is emo and convuluted at times, but he does defeat one of the most badass villains ever conceived on three seperate occasions. Taking down the most notorious blade-wielder in the world THAT many times speaks volumes to his fighting spirit, even if he is a bit confused at times. So what if in retrospective we realize that he was sort of a poon? You know you loved him the first time you played FF7, and his returning in many other games is proof that people have not forgotten that he is an iconic hero.
6. Master Chief (Halo series)
Halo took us all by suprise. What a game! Really, that's all there is to say about it. Playing as the one-man-army that is Master Chief really made us feel like a true hero. We were proficient with weapons, human and alien alike, as well brutally agile and strong. The play control left no faults other than the player's ability, which meant that you could be as badass as you felt like training to become. While Chief has gotten a break in the last two installments, the allure of playing as a genetically enhanced Spartan has us all addicted to the Halo phenomenon. Covenant, Flood, it makes no difference; they all fall before the merciless onslaught that is Master Chief, humanity's last hope.
5. Samus Aran (Metroid series)
Before there was Dead Space, the terrifying menace of outer-space were the dreaded Metroids. Our only hope of survival lay with Samus Aran, the armor-clad hottie with a myriad of weapons at her disposal. Anyone who knows video games should know at this point that no Metroid game has ever recieved less than a 9.5 from any reviewer...ever. Now that's pretty serious business in the gaming industry. Some of the best franchises in history have completely flopped every now and then. But, not Samus. She never lets us down. Great story + great music + great hero= great series. Plus, who knew we were playing as a chic the whole time? Innovative and entertaining...ok I'm gonna shut up now, sorry I have an affinity for Samus. (She's awesome)
4. Big Boss/Solid Snake (Metal Gear series)
Either as Naked(Big Boss) or Solid Snake, no one can deny that he is one of the most badass heroes ever designed. He's the perfect mix of super-agent and soldier.One part James Bond and one part Rambo. He is also the only hero on here that is intended to bring death silently. He gets the job done as efficiently as possible. What's great about Snake is that he is also very human. We see him get injured, get captured, and get used by "friends" and his own government. While we have to admit that the line is blurred between hero and villain at times, as long as we are playing as Snake and really believe that we are the hero, it has to count. Snake, the modern day tragic hero.
3. Megaman/X (Megaman and Megaman X series)
So they are technically two different characters, but spiritually they are the same. We all know Megaman by this point. They are great games with great soundtracks and full of nostalgia. Many people don't realize, however, that while Mario has starred in over 200 games, Megaman is second on the all-time list with 189 appearances. The legendary Blue Bomber slides into the number 3 spot on my list for the many years of entertainment and robot ass-kickery.
2. Mario (like you really don't know? series)
The undisputed face of video gaming, Mario has starred in over 200 titles. One friend put it as, " more people in the world recognize Mario than they do Jesus". I have to agree, the red plumber is everywhere, and although his story is the simple "save the damsel-in-distress from the monster", it just never seems to get old. Endless entertainment from a series that may make no damn sense when we think about it, but if it wasn't around could the industry have survived? For being a hero to the Princess and to the industry, Mario settles in at number 2.
1. Link (The Legend of Zelda series)
The original epic hero. Link, in all his incarnations,has battled the evil Ganon (in all HIS incarnations) throughout the most confusing, but entertaining franchise in gaming history. If you have never played a Zelda game, then why the hell are you reading this list? Epic, Legendary, Mind-blowing, any of the terms will suffice. Aside from the two lousy CD-i games, and the less than flattering depiction in the cartoon, Link will always be number 1 in the hearts of gamers who are in search of a true hero.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Oh no, The Top 10 Final Fantasy Games
I really don't know why I am going to tackle this topic. I love all the Final Fantasy games, so I really hate to rank them and these games are soooo personal to gamers that they stir up alot of emotion and debate. Well, I encourage comments and opinions, but keep in mind that I stayed as neutral as possible while organizing this countdown and I have gone back to review and replay whatever was necessary to be fair to the entire series. We all know, though, that it is inherently impossible to NOT be opinionated. Having said that, please enjoy the countdown and don't freak out if your favorite isn't where you'd like it. By the way, in an attempt to avoid spoilers, I may leave out some details, but rest assure I have played all of these games and put in the time necessary to judge them accordingly.
The Top 10 Final Fantasy Games (according to me)
10. Final Fantasy II/Final Fantasy XII (2006/PS2, 1988/Famicom)
Ok, ok, I know I have a tie right out of the gate, but there's good reason. Final Fantasy 12 was going to hold this spot alone. I think it is an incredibly rendered game and the cut scenes really blew me away the first time I played through this game (especially the Espers). While the gambit system let the game practically play itself (if you choose to set it up that way), it was new and innovative and, along with the liscense system, at least tried to improve the flow of the game. Even if you hated the gameplay, this is nothing new for the series. It practically changes EVERY game anyway. Some you hate, some you love. The story in FF12 has also come under alot of scrutiny. It has been said that it draws too much from Star Wars. I really disagree with this. Of course we love to take elements from the stories that inspired us as writers and story-tellers. It just seems like everything cool has already been done. That's why all the movies that are coming out are remakes and reboots. BUUUUTTT, actually FF12 steals most of it's material from Final Fantasy 2, and FF2 is the real culprit when it comes to ripping off Star Wars. So don't blame 12and that's why they are sharing this spot. Now, to give FF2 some credit, it was the first FF game to have named characters and party change-outs. It also introduced Chocobos and Cid. So, this game is very important when it comes to FF canon, but it's gameplay is so very flawed. Alot of patience and the Bloodsword are all you really need to make this game your bitch. Back to story correlation, they really are way too close. Young warrior, headstrong girl, cocky pilot, relative that loses their way and turns evil under the influence of an evil emperor who is dabbling in dark arts but eventually sees the error of his ways and ultimately assists our heroes, the doomsday weapon that threatens all who would oppose the empire's authority...Ok now tell me which story I was just describing: FF12, FF2, or Star Wars. Time's up, the correct answer was ALL OF THE ABOVE. Oh well, welcome to the countdown.
9. Final Fantasy XIII (2009, PS3/X360)
I know it may still be a little early and we don't know how this game will stand the test of time, but it is really one of the most gorgeous games I have ever looked at. Did we really expect any less though? The first 5th gen Final Fantasy didn't disappoint in the looks department, but it most definitely shook up the fans when it came to gameplay and story. There was a lot that we didn't understand at first. It has the classic "just throw them in there and let them mix it up" beginning. Then they start talking about storyline elements that we have no clue about yet. You really have to give this game a chance, though. It eventually comes together and ends up being a very entertaining play. Plus, Lightning, while emo(like alot of FF leads), is actually pretty awesome. She is like a mix between the tough, hotness of Tifa Lockhart and the badass, emoness of Squall Leonhart. If those two had a kid it would be Squifa Leonckhart, and that's just stupid, so we would call it Lightning. The music is also an interesting departure from previous scores and of course the visuals keep you on edge. All in all, I was very pleased with this game, it is just missing too many classic FF elements that keep it from being a truly great FF game.
8. Final Fantasy VIII (1999, PS1)
I have always been very torn when it comes to FF8. I really love this game and the characters, but the gameplay and story constantly bother me. It is a very good storyline...it just never felt like a Final Fantasy until the end. It borrows heavily from the mood and setting set down in FF7, while adding story elements you see in FF1. Mix this with a presentation that was taken directly from the success of Parasite Eve and you have Final Fantasy 8. I was so excited when this game came out when I saw they were going to have proportional characters and backdrops like Parasite Eve. The cinemas looked amazing...well just everything looked amazing. But, much like FF13, there's something about it that just isn't classic Final Fantasy. That may be a positive thing for some players (maybe you want to get lost in the game and not have it stereotyped as "another final fantasy"). To me though, it is a great game, just not great enough to be any higher on the list( And I HATE the junction system).
7. Final Fantasy I (1987, NES)
What kind of countdown would this be without the original? This is the game that saved Square and gave us one of the best video game franchises ever. Taking elements from D&D and a world straight out of Tolkien's mind, Final Fantasy blew gamer's minds with open world, non-linear gameplay wrapped in an intriguing and epic story. This game is so much fun to play today on any system. Just Thank God for the internet so we can remember where we are going.
6. Final Fantasy Tactics (1998, PS1)
I have never really been a fan of tactics based RPGs. They just aren't my thing. I love Disgaea series...and then there's this game. All I can say is...WOW. This game is awesome. It is narrated by a historian (Olan) telling us the story as we play through the "War of the Lions". It is actually a really, really good story. I don't want to spoil it, so I'll just say the ending is definitely worth the effort that goes into this very challenging but very satisfying game.
5. Final Fantasy IX (2000, PS1)
To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of FF9. I do, however, appreciate many things about it. It is such a throwback that it is extremely nostalgic. They really put emphasis on making sure the characters represented the original job classes from FF1-3. That is just so awesome. But, for the first time we got to see these types of characters AND really got a sense of personality. The storylines are great for all of these characters and this game is just so incredibly well-written. The gameplay is solid and the visuals and music are great. It deserves to be higher on the list and I know many people will agree, but I'm being objective and it has to stay in the number 5 spot. One little fact though: Final Fantasy IX received a score of 94% from Game Rankings. That's the second highest ranking for a Final Fantasy game, only bested by a game that will be seen later on this countdown.
4. Final Fantasy IV (1991, SNES)
This is where it gets really hard to put anything down. Mostly because it hurts me to admit that one game is considered lesser than another. I truly regret as I am writing this that FF4 is not in the number 3 spot. I honestly don't know if I'm making the right decision here, but I've set this game and the next side-by-side and this is just the conclusion I came to. Final Fantasy IV is the first truly "amazing" Final Fantasy game and I believe that it really sealed the franchise's place in history. This is the game that made sure it was here to stay. While we recieved it as "Final Fantasy II" and looked at it as an amazing jump from FF1, even in Japan it was considered a huge step foward. The storyline in this game is the ultimate tale of redemption and has, what I would consider, one of the best casts in the series. Some people think that Cecil sells out and is a sissy as a Paladin, but seriously, that's just jealousy. This is one of the few Final Fantasy games where you DON'T hate somebody. It is just awesome all the way around and the gameplay is solid...it just happened to be outdone by three other games. Keep in mind though, it could very well be interchangeable with number 3 on the list.
3. Final Fantasy X (2001, PS2)
We finally got a Final Fantasy game with voice acting!!! Ok, its not the best voice acting, but it does add alot to the game. Final Fantasy X has arguably the most innovative storyline in the entire series. It is so unlike everything else the series has to offer, and yet FEELS like a Final Fantasy game. It really thinks outside the box and still has a very basic approach to gameplay. It really is no different than the original active time battle system introduced in FF4, and yet has the sphere grid to allow you to customize your character's progress. It has all the great elements of a modern FF game and an old FF game with none of the drawbacks. It really is just solid all-around. You can't hate that. And I don't care what anyone says, Tidus is NOT a bad lead. The cast may not be as well designed as other FF games, but they more than make up with it in story.
2. Final Fantasy VI (1994, SNES)
Before you hate me, hear me out!!! This is hands-down my favorite Final Fantasy game. It is a perfect work of art. This is the game that was rated 96% on Game Rankings and is the highest rated Final Fantasy game ever. You all know now what number 1 is going to be so let's just kick back and hear my reasoning on why I set the countdown up this way. FF6 has what I consider to be the most epic story, best villain, biggest plot twist, and best musical score. It has the most playable characters and a deep customizable gameplay system. Sure Sephiroth was an asshole for killing Aeris and made us all sit in our gaming chairs seething with hate and yearning for revenge, but Kefka poisoned a whole damn city just to kill ONE MAN. The Nazis didn't even do that shit and Stalin just rolled over in his grave and said "Holy Fuck, man!" So we go after him right? Well yea, and he DESTROYS THE WORLD. Yep, that's right, the villain wins half-way through the game. Suck on that Sephiroth. Anyway, it is also the first game to really blur the genre of Medieval-style epic adventure with Industrial Age technology. It really is the first "modern" Final Fantasy, NOT Final Fantasy 7. The only people who forget this are the people who claim to be FF fans and haven't played all of the games. FF6 is only forgotten by those who haven't played it. Sure, it was hard as hell when it came out, and still presents a challenge today if you don't know the secrets to beating certain bosses, but you have the internet and NO EXCUSE for not playing this game today. There is NOTHING bad to say about it. All of the characters have deep, engaging storylines encompassing love, loss, fate, and purpose on a scale that all other Final Fantasy games either failed at or just couldn't quite match. The only thing that holds this game back was the limitations of the SNES (which was already pushed to it's extreme with this game). I sincerely apologize for not putting this game at number 1, but I said I was going to be impartial and I have to admit that in the realm of Final Fantasy the best and most complete game is...
1. Final Fantasy VII (1997, PS1)
...Final Fantasy VII. The story is not as good as FF6 to me and many other fans who can appreciate all of the games for what they are. Based on innovation, story, gameplay, and importance, however, this game really deserves the hype. It really is great. There's no denying that, even though most hardcore fans hold FF6 so dear. Final Fantasy 7 was the franchise's first endeavour into 3D and didn't disappoint. Everything is rendered extremely well for it's time. Even though it draws from elements set down in FF6, I consider, for the most part, this to be the turning point in the franchise. There are only pre-FF7 games and post-FF7 games. Not only with hardware, but overall approach and mood. Just look at the Final Fantasy games that followed it. FF7 opened the door for future FF games to break away from the Tolkien/D&D epic theme and become their own stories. Even though they all take from their predecessors for nostalgia, it is almost impossible to notice any similarities without close examination and super-nerd-like perception. They just start seperating themselves from each other and become their own identities after FF7. I think that's a beautiful thing. The gameplay is completely solid, if not perfect. The musical score sounded amazing and is second only to FF6 in my mind (I know FF7 had the advantage with the PS1 hardware). And, while some may like the numerous playable characters FF6 offered, FF7 carried a great story with a more traditional small cast. I know Barret kind of reminds you of Danny Glover as Lt. Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon, but no one really pisses you off when you play through for the first time. Now that we are older we can look back and say, "Wwwweeellll...Cloud really was a little bitch", but do you really hate him? And I've already stated that Sephiroth, as awesome as he is, doesn't hold a candle to Kefka from FF6, but he's still pretty badass in his own right. So what is wrong here? This game may not be the most satisfying to the hardcore fan, but it really deserves to be the number 1 Final Fantasy game of all-time. It took what was great from the past and added everything we would see in the future. Time has proven: This is the game that defined the series. Congratulations FF7, you got me to admit it.
Hope you enjoyed and look foward to my next countdowns later in the week: Snake's Top 10 Video Game Plot Holes and Snake's Top 10 WTF Video Game Twists.
The Top 10 Final Fantasy Games (according to me)
10. Final Fantasy II/Final Fantasy XII (2006/PS2, 1988/Famicom)
Ok, ok, I know I have a tie right out of the gate, but there's good reason. Final Fantasy 12 was going to hold this spot alone. I think it is an incredibly rendered game and the cut scenes really blew me away the first time I played through this game (especially the Espers). While the gambit system let the game practically play itself (if you choose to set it up that way), it was new and innovative and, along with the liscense system, at least tried to improve the flow of the game. Even if you hated the gameplay, this is nothing new for the series. It practically changes EVERY game anyway. Some you hate, some you love. The story in FF12 has also come under alot of scrutiny. It has been said that it draws too much from Star Wars. I really disagree with this. Of course we love to take elements from the stories that inspired us as writers and story-tellers. It just seems like everything cool has already been done. That's why all the movies that are coming out are remakes and reboots. BUUUUTTT, actually FF12 steals most of it's material from Final Fantasy 2, and FF2 is the real culprit when it comes to ripping off Star Wars. So don't blame 12and that's why they are sharing this spot. Now, to give FF2 some credit, it was the first FF game to have named characters and party change-outs. It also introduced Chocobos and Cid. So, this game is very important when it comes to FF canon, but it's gameplay is so very flawed. Alot of patience and the Bloodsword are all you really need to make this game your bitch. Back to story correlation, they really are way too close. Young warrior, headstrong girl, cocky pilot, relative that loses their way and turns evil under the influence of an evil emperor who is dabbling in dark arts but eventually sees the error of his ways and ultimately assists our heroes, the doomsday weapon that threatens all who would oppose the empire's authority...Ok now tell me which story I was just describing: FF12, FF2, or Star Wars. Time's up, the correct answer was ALL OF THE ABOVE. Oh well, welcome to the countdown.
9. Final Fantasy XIII (2009, PS3/X360)
I know it may still be a little early and we don't know how this game will stand the test of time, but it is really one of the most gorgeous games I have ever looked at. Did we really expect any less though? The first 5th gen Final Fantasy didn't disappoint in the looks department, but it most definitely shook up the fans when it came to gameplay and story. There was a lot that we didn't understand at first. It has the classic "just throw them in there and let them mix it up" beginning. Then they start talking about storyline elements that we have no clue about yet. You really have to give this game a chance, though. It eventually comes together and ends up being a very entertaining play. Plus, Lightning, while emo(like alot of FF leads), is actually pretty awesome. She is like a mix between the tough, hotness of Tifa Lockhart and the badass, emoness of Squall Leonhart. If those two had a kid it would be Squifa Leonckhart, and that's just stupid, so we would call it Lightning. The music is also an interesting departure from previous scores and of course the visuals keep you on edge. All in all, I was very pleased with this game, it is just missing too many classic FF elements that keep it from being a truly great FF game.
8. Final Fantasy VIII (1999, PS1)
I have always been very torn when it comes to FF8. I really love this game and the characters, but the gameplay and story constantly bother me. It is a very good storyline...it just never felt like a Final Fantasy until the end. It borrows heavily from the mood and setting set down in FF7, while adding story elements you see in FF1. Mix this with a presentation that was taken directly from the success of Parasite Eve and you have Final Fantasy 8. I was so excited when this game came out when I saw they were going to have proportional characters and backdrops like Parasite Eve. The cinemas looked amazing...well just everything looked amazing. But, much like FF13, there's something about it that just isn't classic Final Fantasy. That may be a positive thing for some players (maybe you want to get lost in the game and not have it stereotyped as "another final fantasy"). To me though, it is a great game, just not great enough to be any higher on the list( And I HATE the junction system).
7. Final Fantasy I (1987, NES)
What kind of countdown would this be without the original? This is the game that saved Square and gave us one of the best video game franchises ever. Taking elements from D&D and a world straight out of Tolkien's mind, Final Fantasy blew gamer's minds with open world, non-linear gameplay wrapped in an intriguing and epic story. This game is so much fun to play today on any system. Just Thank God for the internet so we can remember where we are going.
6. Final Fantasy Tactics (1998, PS1)
I have never really been a fan of tactics based RPGs. They just aren't my thing. I love Disgaea series...and then there's this game. All I can say is...WOW. This game is awesome. It is narrated by a historian (Olan) telling us the story as we play through the "War of the Lions". It is actually a really, really good story. I don't want to spoil it, so I'll just say the ending is definitely worth the effort that goes into this very challenging but very satisfying game.
5. Final Fantasy IX (2000, PS1)
To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of FF9. I do, however, appreciate many things about it. It is such a throwback that it is extremely nostalgic. They really put emphasis on making sure the characters represented the original job classes from FF1-3. That is just so awesome. But, for the first time we got to see these types of characters AND really got a sense of personality. The storylines are great for all of these characters and this game is just so incredibly well-written. The gameplay is solid and the visuals and music are great. It deserves to be higher on the list and I know many people will agree, but I'm being objective and it has to stay in the number 5 spot. One little fact though: Final Fantasy IX received a score of 94% from Game Rankings. That's the second highest ranking for a Final Fantasy game, only bested by a game that will be seen later on this countdown.
4. Final Fantasy IV (1991, SNES)
This is where it gets really hard to put anything down. Mostly because it hurts me to admit that one game is considered lesser than another. I truly regret as I am writing this that FF4 is not in the number 3 spot. I honestly don't know if I'm making the right decision here, but I've set this game and the next side-by-side and this is just the conclusion I came to. Final Fantasy IV is the first truly "amazing" Final Fantasy game and I believe that it really sealed the franchise's place in history. This is the game that made sure it was here to stay. While we recieved it as "Final Fantasy II" and looked at it as an amazing jump from FF1, even in Japan it was considered a huge step foward. The storyline in this game is the ultimate tale of redemption and has, what I would consider, one of the best casts in the series. Some people think that Cecil sells out and is a sissy as a Paladin, but seriously, that's just jealousy. This is one of the few Final Fantasy games where you DON'T hate somebody. It is just awesome all the way around and the gameplay is solid...it just happened to be outdone by three other games. Keep in mind though, it could very well be interchangeable with number 3 on the list.
3. Final Fantasy X (2001, PS2)
We finally got a Final Fantasy game with voice acting!!! Ok, its not the best voice acting, but it does add alot to the game. Final Fantasy X has arguably the most innovative storyline in the entire series. It is so unlike everything else the series has to offer, and yet FEELS like a Final Fantasy game. It really thinks outside the box and still has a very basic approach to gameplay. It really is no different than the original active time battle system introduced in FF4, and yet has the sphere grid to allow you to customize your character's progress. It has all the great elements of a modern FF game and an old FF game with none of the drawbacks. It really is just solid all-around. You can't hate that. And I don't care what anyone says, Tidus is NOT a bad lead. The cast may not be as well designed as other FF games, but they more than make up with it in story.
2. Final Fantasy VI (1994, SNES)
Before you hate me, hear me out!!! This is hands-down my favorite Final Fantasy game. It is a perfect work of art. This is the game that was rated 96% on Game Rankings and is the highest rated Final Fantasy game ever. You all know now what number 1 is going to be so let's just kick back and hear my reasoning on why I set the countdown up this way. FF6 has what I consider to be the most epic story, best villain, biggest plot twist, and best musical score. It has the most playable characters and a deep customizable gameplay system. Sure Sephiroth was an asshole for killing Aeris and made us all sit in our gaming chairs seething with hate and yearning for revenge, but Kefka poisoned a whole damn city just to kill ONE MAN. The Nazis didn't even do that shit and Stalin just rolled over in his grave and said "Holy Fuck, man!" So we go after him right? Well yea, and he DESTROYS THE WORLD. Yep, that's right, the villain wins half-way through the game. Suck on that Sephiroth. Anyway, it is also the first game to really blur the genre of Medieval-style epic adventure with Industrial Age technology. It really is the first "modern" Final Fantasy, NOT Final Fantasy 7. The only people who forget this are the people who claim to be FF fans and haven't played all of the games. FF6 is only forgotten by those who haven't played it. Sure, it was hard as hell when it came out, and still presents a challenge today if you don't know the secrets to beating certain bosses, but you have the internet and NO EXCUSE for not playing this game today. There is NOTHING bad to say about it. All of the characters have deep, engaging storylines encompassing love, loss, fate, and purpose on a scale that all other Final Fantasy games either failed at or just couldn't quite match. The only thing that holds this game back was the limitations of the SNES (which was already pushed to it's extreme with this game). I sincerely apologize for not putting this game at number 1, but I said I was going to be impartial and I have to admit that in the realm of Final Fantasy the best and most complete game is...
1. Final Fantasy VII (1997, PS1)
...Final Fantasy VII. The story is not as good as FF6 to me and many other fans who can appreciate all of the games for what they are. Based on innovation, story, gameplay, and importance, however, this game really deserves the hype. It really is great. There's no denying that, even though most hardcore fans hold FF6 so dear. Final Fantasy 7 was the franchise's first endeavour into 3D and didn't disappoint. Everything is rendered extremely well for it's time. Even though it draws from elements set down in FF6, I consider, for the most part, this to be the turning point in the franchise. There are only pre-FF7 games and post-FF7 games. Not only with hardware, but overall approach and mood. Just look at the Final Fantasy games that followed it. FF7 opened the door for future FF games to break away from the Tolkien/D&D epic theme and become their own stories. Even though they all take from their predecessors for nostalgia, it is almost impossible to notice any similarities without close examination and super-nerd-like perception. They just start seperating themselves from each other and become their own identities after FF7. I think that's a beautiful thing. The gameplay is completely solid, if not perfect. The musical score sounded amazing and is second only to FF6 in my mind (I know FF7 had the advantage with the PS1 hardware). And, while some may like the numerous playable characters FF6 offered, FF7 carried a great story with a more traditional small cast. I know Barret kind of reminds you of Danny Glover as Lt. Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon, but no one really pisses you off when you play through for the first time. Now that we are older we can look back and say, "Wwwweeellll...Cloud really was a little bitch", but do you really hate him? And I've already stated that Sephiroth, as awesome as he is, doesn't hold a candle to Kefka from FF6, but he's still pretty badass in his own right. So what is wrong here? This game may not be the most satisfying to the hardcore fan, but it really deserves to be the number 1 Final Fantasy game of all-time. It took what was great from the past and added everything we would see in the future. Time has proven: This is the game that defined the series. Congratulations FF7, you got me to admit it.
Hope you enjoyed and look foward to my next countdowns later in the week: Snake's Top 10 Video Game Plot Holes and Snake's Top 10 WTF Video Game Twists.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Top 10 Video Game Developers! (feat. Waste Control Dave)
As much as we enjoy just popping in the disk and relaxing over an awesome video game, we must take a second to appreciate the genius and hard work that goes into creating that which becomes our passion and, in some cases, our downfall. This list is dedicated to the Top 10 Video Game Developers. These are the companies that allow us to escape our real world troubles. But wait! I'm not about to tackle such a controversial list on my own. That is why I have a guest lister today. Joining me in this endeavour will be Dave, aka Waste Control, from Boss Battle Podcast. Dave?...
Shit man, I'm a talker, not a writer. Oh well, guess I'll give it a go. We all have our favorite developers and publishers, those crews that we rush out to buy their new game reguardless of what it is. This list is about the ten teams that have made significant advances in this hobby that has blown up. We put our heads together and came up with this list. Remember, this is how we see it. You're going to disagree. That's the fun of the internet.
The Top 10 Video Game Developers
10. Epic
(Snake) Two Words: Unreal Engine. Unreal Tournament is the first time I had ever played such in such an in-depth, realistic world. It also introduced me to first person, multiplayer combat. No, not Goldeneye, UNREAL. This engine revolutionized the gaming industry. I would not be playing Halo today if I had not been stuck in the arcade booths honing my skills as a professional trash-talker playing Unreal in the arcades. Just look at how many games use this.
(Waste Control Dave) Couldn't agree more. The Unreal Engine has changed the way developers craft games. When you see Powered By Unreal at the start of a game, you know it's going to be strong. Although I don't really care for their personal games, I have to give it to Epic for making an Engine that is beast.
9. Bandai-Namco
(Snake) This is the company that truly brought Japan to America. There's really not much else to say other than that. They gave us gems that would have otherwise fallen to the wayside and would only be mentioned in passing as we perused our local video game establishments that still trade "retro" games. If you've ever played a truly Japanese import, you'll understand what I mean. They do great work over there...most of the time, and Bandai didn't just give us our favorite toys...but also the chance to play games we would otherwise never see.
(Waste Control Dave) I agree. God I'm so thankful for Bandai. Not only did they bring Japan to us ignorant Americans, but opened the doors for other companies to do the same, like Nippion Ichi and Aksys. Some of my favorite games came from these guys, and they really helped bring some new and inovative games to the American stage. Fucking Katarami. Amazing.
8. Id
(Snake) Doom...Enough said.
(Waste Control Dave) Yeah, what he said. Oh, and Rage.
7. Bungie
(Snake)I can't say enough about Bungie. I don't care what you think about Halo, these guys are awesome. They are passionate about the games that they develope and it shows. This really brings me back to the glory days of gaming (Megaman, Zelda, etc..). They love that they struck gold and they should be proud. Deep storylines, great gameplay, and multiplayer! You can't deny it, they are young, but they have set there place in video game history in stone.
(W.C. Dave) Bunige's the only company that I know of that has masterfully crafted an amazing storyline in all their games.....in a fucking FPS. It's also the only shooter that has both a solid single and multiplayer. Even though they have merged with Microsoft at this point, they learned that they needed to close the doors on Halo and move on to something new. Other companies might want to take a cue from them.
6. Bethesda
(Snake) Bethesda is amazing at what they do...but that encompasses alot. They make great games that cross genres and that's so important when it comes to gathering a gamer following. Umm...Elder Scrolls, Fallout 3, and now...a new Fallout? Hell Fucking Yes.
(W.C. Dave) As a guy that loves DnD, Bethesda brought that sense of wonder and excitement about fantasy roleplaying off the paper and on to the screen. Ever action had a reaction, whether imediately or down the road. Even though the story was the same no matter how times you played it, it was the ability to play it any way you wanted that really enveloped freedom. And now that they have the reins of Fallout, they blended their ideas from Elder Scrolls into the world of Fallout and made it fantastic. I know people say it isn't the same Fallout anymore, but that's ok in this case. Hey, we could have gotten another Fallout Tactics. Quit your bitching.
5. Valve
(Snake) Half-Life series is one of my favorite new series that has come out in the last decade. The physics engine is just amazing. But what else can you say? Left 4 Dead, Portal...really what the fuck!?! This shit is awesome, ughhh Dave take it please I'm having a moment.
(W.C.) Man, I'm just drooling. I'm a Valve fan-boy through and through. I cant think of a single game that they have made that was bad. Inovative? Yep. Ground-breaking? Hell yeah. And now with Portal 2, Valve will always have a place in my black little heart. Fuck, I still play TF2 on the xbox. The only thing I have to say about them is that Valve Time sucks. But the wait is so worth it.
4. Blizzard
(Snake) I really sank my gamer teeth into the mid-ninties PC craze. It just all fell into place. My dad was a PC gamer and I was a console gamer, but when SNES couldn't offer anything (because I couldn't buy games on my own), I had to start appealing to my dad's affection for PC games. Blizzard really delivered. I love strategy games because I am a military history nerd. Blizzard just fucking delivers. STILL. Yes, Blizzard.
(W.C. Dave) What can you say? They hold the crown for MMOs, RTSs and Hack and Slash. Jesus, everyone has been chomping at the bit for Starcraft 2, and hell, when MLG picks up your game the day it drops, you know you're at the top of not only your game, but the game as a whole. Every game is solid and when you have the following that Blizzard does, you have to live up to it. And Blizzard never fails.
3. Square (soft, enix..whatever it is)
(Snake) I really can't say anything that everyone doesn't already know. Square is sooooo awesome. Final Fucking Fantasy...Hell yes. But it goes way beyond that. Square has just brought itself out of the ashes of bankruptcy to attract the attention of not only Disney, but every Japanese and American gamer. Square just can't do wrong right now unless they try. (OK some of the shitty Final Fantasies don't count, they still have Kingdom Hearts)
(W.C. Dave) What's left to say? It's Square. They are amazing. Oh yeah, and they gave us Chrono Trigger.
2. Nintendo
(Snake) Ok...where would we be without Nintendo. Sure, they flooded the market with alot of shit, but they gave us so many icons. Legend of Zelda, Mario...that right there alone should give us reason to bow down. I don't care where your allegiences lie, we ALL owe Nintendo for even having games so available to play.
(W.C.) When you talk about Icons, it doesn't get any bigger than Nintendo. Damn man, everyone knows Mario. Shit, even people who don't game know the red shirt plumber. And as a company, no one is emulated more than Nintendo. Motion control? Nintendo. Handheld? Nintendo. No one has been copied more. And no one has made more of an impact in lives than Nintendo.
1. LJN
(Snake) LJN is just amazing in everything they put out.......
Ok that's just fucking stupid. Here's the REAL number 1
1. Capcom
(Snake) Hell Yes, Capcom. What genre can they not tackle? Ok there actually is an answer to that, but I'll leave it to W.C. to call me out on it. BBBUUUTTTT, Megaman bitches. Only one of the best series to ever exist. Mario may hold the record for most appearences in video games, but most people don't realize that Megaman is number 2. Other than that, Street Fighter and the Marvel license... yea tournaments are still centered around their games that have been out for over a decade and some close to twenty years.
(W.C.) Yeah. FPS. Anyway, Snake is the Capcom fanboy, so I only have a little to say about it. It all comes down to versitility, and Capcom does it to a T. They've fucked up in the past, but when they get it right, it's out of this world.
So that's it(fuck you Waste Control). I hope you enjoyed our take on the Top 10 Video Game Developers. It was a fun process and I hope you check out Boss Battle Podcast to hear more from Waste Control Dave.
Shit man, I'm a talker, not a writer. Oh well, guess I'll give it a go. We all have our favorite developers and publishers, those crews that we rush out to buy their new game reguardless of what it is. This list is about the ten teams that have made significant advances in this hobby that has blown up. We put our heads together and came up with this list. Remember, this is how we see it. You're going to disagree. That's the fun of the internet.
The Top 10 Video Game Developers
10. Epic
(Snake) Two Words: Unreal Engine. Unreal Tournament is the first time I had ever played such in such an in-depth, realistic world. It also introduced me to first person, multiplayer combat. No, not Goldeneye, UNREAL. This engine revolutionized the gaming industry. I would not be playing Halo today if I had not been stuck in the arcade booths honing my skills as a professional trash-talker playing Unreal in the arcades. Just look at how many games use this.
(Waste Control Dave) Couldn't agree more. The Unreal Engine has changed the way developers craft games. When you see Powered By Unreal at the start of a game, you know it's going to be strong. Although I don't really care for their personal games, I have to give it to Epic for making an Engine that is beast.
9. Bandai-Namco
(Snake) This is the company that truly brought Japan to America. There's really not much else to say other than that. They gave us gems that would have otherwise fallen to the wayside and would only be mentioned in passing as we perused our local video game establishments that still trade "retro" games. If you've ever played a truly Japanese import, you'll understand what I mean. They do great work over there...most of the time, and Bandai didn't just give us our favorite toys...but also the chance to play games we would otherwise never see.
(Waste Control Dave) I agree. God I'm so thankful for Bandai. Not only did they bring Japan to us ignorant Americans, but opened the doors for other companies to do the same, like Nippion Ichi and Aksys. Some of my favorite games came from these guys, and they really helped bring some new and inovative games to the American stage. Fucking Katarami. Amazing.
8. Id
(Snake) Doom...Enough said.
(Waste Control Dave) Yeah, what he said. Oh, and Rage.
7. Bungie
(Snake)I can't say enough about Bungie. I don't care what you think about Halo, these guys are awesome. They are passionate about the games that they develope and it shows. This really brings me back to the glory days of gaming (Megaman, Zelda, etc..). They love that they struck gold and they should be proud. Deep storylines, great gameplay, and multiplayer! You can't deny it, they are young, but they have set there place in video game history in stone.
(W.C. Dave) Bunige's the only company that I know of that has masterfully crafted an amazing storyline in all their games.....in a fucking FPS. It's also the only shooter that has both a solid single and multiplayer. Even though they have merged with Microsoft at this point, they learned that they needed to close the doors on Halo and move on to something new. Other companies might want to take a cue from them.
6. Bethesda
(Snake) Bethesda is amazing at what they do...but that encompasses alot. They make great games that cross genres and that's so important when it comes to gathering a gamer following. Umm...Elder Scrolls, Fallout 3, and now...a new Fallout? Hell Fucking Yes.
(W.C. Dave) As a guy that loves DnD, Bethesda brought that sense of wonder and excitement about fantasy roleplaying off the paper and on to the screen. Ever action had a reaction, whether imediately or down the road. Even though the story was the same no matter how times you played it, it was the ability to play it any way you wanted that really enveloped freedom. And now that they have the reins of Fallout, they blended their ideas from Elder Scrolls into the world of Fallout and made it fantastic. I know people say it isn't the same Fallout anymore, but that's ok in this case. Hey, we could have gotten another Fallout Tactics. Quit your bitching.
5. Valve
(Snake) Half-Life series is one of my favorite new series that has come out in the last decade. The physics engine is just amazing. But what else can you say? Left 4 Dead, Portal...really what the fuck!?! This shit is awesome, ughhh Dave take it please I'm having a moment.
(W.C.) Man, I'm just drooling. I'm a Valve fan-boy through and through. I cant think of a single game that they have made that was bad. Inovative? Yep. Ground-breaking? Hell yeah. And now with Portal 2, Valve will always have a place in my black little heart. Fuck, I still play TF2 on the xbox. The only thing I have to say about them is that Valve Time sucks. But the wait is so worth it.
4. Blizzard
(Snake) I really sank my gamer teeth into the mid-ninties PC craze. It just all fell into place. My dad was a PC gamer and I was a console gamer, but when SNES couldn't offer anything (because I couldn't buy games on my own), I had to start appealing to my dad's affection for PC games. Blizzard really delivered. I love strategy games because I am a military history nerd. Blizzard just fucking delivers. STILL. Yes, Blizzard.
(W.C. Dave) What can you say? They hold the crown for MMOs, RTSs and Hack and Slash. Jesus, everyone has been chomping at the bit for Starcraft 2, and hell, when MLG picks up your game the day it drops, you know you're at the top of not only your game, but the game as a whole. Every game is solid and when you have the following that Blizzard does, you have to live up to it. And Blizzard never fails.
3. Square (soft, enix..whatever it is)
(Snake) I really can't say anything that everyone doesn't already know. Square is sooooo awesome. Final Fucking Fantasy...Hell yes. But it goes way beyond that. Square has just brought itself out of the ashes of bankruptcy to attract the attention of not only Disney, but every Japanese and American gamer. Square just can't do wrong right now unless they try. (OK some of the shitty Final Fantasies don't count, they still have Kingdom Hearts)
(W.C. Dave) What's left to say? It's Square. They are amazing. Oh yeah, and they gave us Chrono Trigger.
2. Nintendo
(Snake) Ok...where would we be without Nintendo. Sure, they flooded the market with alot of shit, but they gave us so many icons. Legend of Zelda, Mario...that right there alone should give us reason to bow down. I don't care where your allegiences lie, we ALL owe Nintendo for even having games so available to play.
(W.C.) When you talk about Icons, it doesn't get any bigger than Nintendo. Damn man, everyone knows Mario. Shit, even people who don't game know the red shirt plumber. And as a company, no one is emulated more than Nintendo. Motion control? Nintendo. Handheld? Nintendo. No one has been copied more. And no one has made more of an impact in lives than Nintendo.
1. LJN
(Snake) LJN is just amazing in everything they put out.......
Ok that's just fucking stupid. Here's the REAL number 1
1. Capcom
(Snake) Hell Yes, Capcom. What genre can they not tackle? Ok there actually is an answer to that, but I'll leave it to W.C. to call me out on it. BBBUUUTTTT, Megaman bitches. Only one of the best series to ever exist. Mario may hold the record for most appearences in video games, but most people don't realize that Megaman is number 2. Other than that, Street Fighter and the Marvel license... yea tournaments are still centered around their games that have been out for over a decade and some close to twenty years.
(W.C.) Yeah. FPS. Anyway, Snake is the Capcom fanboy, so I only have a little to say about it. It all comes down to versitility, and Capcom does it to a T. They've fucked up in the past, but when they get it right, it's out of this world.
So that's it(fuck you Waste Control). I hope you enjoyed our take on the Top 10 Video Game Developers. It was a fun process and I hope you check out Boss Battle Podcast to hear more from Waste Control Dave.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Snake's Top 10 Video Game Crushes(pics included)
Yes, yes, it was only a matter of time before this list came up. Every true nerd has to admit his/her virtual crushes. What can I say, I believe video games are art and, well, these designers know how to make some beautiful worlds with beautiful characters. Not to mention, the stories are so well written at times that you get connected to these characters the same way you would reading a book or watching a movie. By no means am I going to give in and marry a video game or character like that dude in Japan, but I'm not gonna deny that these girls, virtual or not, are pretty damn hot. Please feel free to comment on your favorite, and enjoy.
Snake's Top 10 Video Game Crushes
10. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
Ok, some of you are already rolling your eyes. The game was cheesy at times, but I really enjoyed playing it and Bayonetta is pretty sexy. I just love how she taunts ANGELS with her body and sexuality. It is naughty and she just puts it out there. Plus, she's got some cool weapons and smooth moves.
9. Lei Fang (Dead or Alive series)
Out of all of the gratuitously rendered hotties in DOA, Lei Fang has to be my choice. The long, dark hair, her high-slit dress, she's kicking your ass in stilettos, it was just all awesome. Also, her fighting style ensured that she would be kicking those exposed legs all over the damn place. Pretty sweet.
8. Samus Aran (Metroid Series)
This almost seems a little cliche' at this point because of Samus' resurgence in popularity, but I really love Metroid series and hence, I've always had a connection with Samus. She may be in the suit most of the time, but let's be real, she kicks some serious ass...and that's pretty hot.
7. Rayne (BloodRayne series)
For those of us who wish we could BE Dante from Devil May Cry, we wanted to MARRY Rayne. In my book she still reigns as the Goth Queen of Video games. Sorry Bayonetta. Also she's a vampire, what's not awesome about that...except Twilight. Fuck you Twilight.
6. Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters)
With the explosion of fighting games in the early 90's, alot of gamers tended to overlook SNK in favor of Capcom's Street Fighter and Midway's Mortal Kombat. Those of us rabid fans of fighting games, however, took to SNK and I really think it paid off. An often forgotten character in America, yet one of the most common Cosplay's you will see, Mai is just hot. Everyone was busy watching Chun-Li and her mega-thighs jumping all over the screen, and missed the very scantily clad Mai kicking ten-times more ass in King of Fighters and Fatal Fury. Oh Mai, you can kick my ass any day.
5. Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark Series)
I'm really waiting on a new game to revitalize this series. I love this series and this heroine really deserves a game that does her justice. She's rough and tumble, knows how to work technology, and is the hottest super-agent I've ever seen.
4. Poison (Final Fight)
Now we're going way back and obscure, but can you blame me? Poison would probably be even higher if I had the chance to see her character in action on TODAY'S consoles. Oh well, we still have the memories and the fan art. So what makes her hot? First off, she's got the bad-girl, cop, stripper thing working for her. She's like straight out of a glam metal video. It is ridiculous. Daisy Dukes, high-heels, and a barely hanging on shirt. She really has that "when I'm not having Lesbian sex, I'm using dirty needles and screwing guys for money" look about her. She's the chick you literally have to weigh the options over. "Am I going to catch something?" Well yea, to be honest, probably if she just breathes on you. So if you're a few drinks down, you've probably already made your decision and there is no saving you. You're so bad Poison.
3. Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy 7, Crisis Core,)
Tifa is a HUGE fan favorite, and it is easy to see why. She is very feminine, but she's a brawler. She's the perfect "guy's girl". She's the chick that will sit and drink beer and eat nachos while watching football and then throw you out the window when you get too drunk and ruin the game for everyone.
2. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers series)
I'll make this easy. Let's forget about playing her as a character and I'll just tell you what's up. She's a succubus, dominatrix, and can change her clothes into whatever she needs at the time. Maleable wardrobe. Yes. There is nothing wrong with any of that. I just told you that she is going to rape you, and she'll wear whatever you want her to. I need say nothing more.
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1. Aya Brea (Parasite Eve series)
Ahh, my first and always video game crush. Aya Brea is just an awesome character. Super-feminine, yet an ex-cop, who is the only one that has the powers to fight the evil that terrorizes New York. If you've played the games, you already know what's going on, and it is hard to explain to those who have never played it, but I'll give it a try. She's 39, but since she developed her powers (the regen specifically) she's trapped looking like she's still in her early 20's (when she got the powers). So basically, you get the best of a cougar in a body that looks like a college freshman. That's pretty awesome. Basically, she's a sad character that you really pity, and you just connect to her. Plus, she's gets hotter and more mature through the games. Just a side note, Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday will be arriving in North America in the near future. If you want to see what Aya looks like on the PSP, I suggest you check out the trailer and stills from the game. It looks amazing...and so does Aya
Girls who didn't quite make it
Fran (Final Fantasy 12)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Kaileena (Prince of Persia)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Cortana (Halo)
Lightning (Final Fantasy 13)
Terra and Celes (Final Fantasy 6)
Ada Wong (Resident Evil)
Lulu (Final Fantasy 10)
Harley Quinn (Arkham Asylum)
Christie (DOA)
Christie Monteiro (Tekken)
Snake's Top 10 Video Game Crushes
10. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
Ok, some of you are already rolling your eyes. The game was cheesy at times, but I really enjoyed playing it and Bayonetta is pretty sexy. I just love how she taunts ANGELS with her body and sexuality. It is naughty and she just puts it out there. Plus, she's got some cool weapons and smooth moves.
9. Lei Fang (Dead or Alive series)
Out of all of the gratuitously rendered hotties in DOA, Lei Fang has to be my choice. The long, dark hair, her high-slit dress, she's kicking your ass in stilettos, it was just all awesome. Also, her fighting style ensured that she would be kicking those exposed legs all over the damn place. Pretty sweet.
8. Samus Aran (Metroid Series)
This almost seems a little cliche' at this point because of Samus' resurgence in popularity, but I really love Metroid series and hence, I've always had a connection with Samus. She may be in the suit most of the time, but let's be real, she kicks some serious ass...and that's pretty hot.
7. Rayne (BloodRayne series)
For those of us who wish we could BE Dante from Devil May Cry, we wanted to MARRY Rayne. In my book she still reigns as the Goth Queen of Video games. Sorry Bayonetta. Also she's a vampire, what's not awesome about that...except Twilight. Fuck you Twilight.
6. Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury, King of Fighters)
With the explosion of fighting games in the early 90's, alot of gamers tended to overlook SNK in favor of Capcom's Street Fighter and Midway's Mortal Kombat. Those of us rabid fans of fighting games, however, took to SNK and I really think it paid off. An often forgotten character in America, yet one of the most common Cosplay's you will see, Mai is just hot. Everyone was busy watching Chun-Li and her mega-thighs jumping all over the screen, and missed the very scantily clad Mai kicking ten-times more ass in King of Fighters and Fatal Fury. Oh Mai, you can kick my ass any day.
5. Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark Series)
I'm really waiting on a new game to revitalize this series. I love this series and this heroine really deserves a game that does her justice. She's rough and tumble, knows how to work technology, and is the hottest super-agent I've ever seen.
4. Poison (Final Fight)
Now we're going way back and obscure, but can you blame me? Poison would probably be even higher if I had the chance to see her character in action on TODAY'S consoles. Oh well, we still have the memories and the fan art. So what makes her hot? First off, she's got the bad-girl, cop, stripper thing working for her. She's like straight out of a glam metal video. It is ridiculous. Daisy Dukes, high-heels, and a barely hanging on shirt. She really has that "when I'm not having Lesbian sex, I'm using dirty needles and screwing guys for money" look about her. She's the chick you literally have to weigh the options over. "Am I going to catch something?" Well yea, to be honest, probably if she just breathes on you. So if you're a few drinks down, you've probably already made your decision and there is no saving you. You're so bad Poison.
3. Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy 7, Crisis Core,)
Tifa is a HUGE fan favorite, and it is easy to see why. She is very feminine, but she's a brawler. She's the perfect "guy's girl". She's the chick that will sit and drink beer and eat nachos while watching football and then throw you out the window when you get too drunk and ruin the game for everyone.
2. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers series)
I'll make this easy. Let's forget about playing her as a character and I'll just tell you what's up. She's a succubus, dominatrix, and can change her clothes into whatever she needs at the time. Maleable wardrobe. Yes. There is nothing wrong with any of that. I just told you that she is going to rape you, and she'll wear whatever you want her to. I need say nothing more.
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1. Aya Brea (Parasite Eve series)
Ahh, my first and always video game crush. Aya Brea is just an awesome character. Super-feminine, yet an ex-cop, who is the only one that has the powers to fight the evil that terrorizes New York. If you've played the games, you already know what's going on, and it is hard to explain to those who have never played it, but I'll give it a try. She's 39, but since she developed her powers (the regen specifically) she's trapped looking like she's still in her early 20's (when she got the powers). So basically, you get the best of a cougar in a body that looks like a college freshman. That's pretty awesome. Basically, she's a sad character that you really pity, and you just connect to her. Plus, she's gets hotter and more mature through the games. Just a side note, Parasite Eve: The 3rd Birthday will be arriving in North America in the near future. If you want to see what Aya looks like on the PSP, I suggest you check out the trailer and stills from the game. It looks amazing...and so does Aya
Girls who didn't quite make it
Fran (Final Fantasy 12)
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Kaileena (Prince of Persia)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Cortana (Halo)
Lightning (Final Fantasy 13)
Terra and Celes (Final Fantasy 6)
Ada Wong (Resident Evil)
Lulu (Final Fantasy 10)
Harley Quinn (Arkham Asylum)
Christie (DOA)
Christie Monteiro (Tekken)
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